Looking for a quick laugh? You’re in the right place! This collection of 180+ 2 Line Funny Shayari is packed with hilarious lines that will instantly make your mood better. From comedy shayari to witty one-liners, every verse is short, simple, and super relatable.
Here you’ll find the best funny shayari in 2 lines, including funny attitude shayari, friendship jokes, and light-hearted comedy poetry for daily fun. These short funny shayari are perfect for WhatsApp status, Instagram captions, and sharing with friends. Get ready to smile, laugh, and enjoy pure entertainment!
Best 2 Line Funny Shayari
Zindagi mein hasna zaroori hai, kyunki rone se kuch nahi milta,
Hasne se bhi kuch nahi milta, par dil thoda halka ho jaata hai.
Dost ne kaha diet pe hoon, maine kaha wah kya baat hai,
Phir usne poori biryani kha li, yahi toh hamari aukat hai.
Subah uthke gym jaane ka iraada tha,
Neend ne kaha baith yaar, tune kya bigaada.
Paisa nahi hai toh kya, attitude toh hai,
ATM khali hai par selfie mein swag toh hai.
Biwi ne kaha ghar saaf karo, maine socha kal karenge,
Teen saal ho gaye, ab toh aadat si ho gayi.
Shaadi ke baad samjha zindagi ka maza kya hota hai,
Yaar woh maza bilkul nahi hota.
Andar se toot chuka hoon lekin bahar se hero dikhna padta hai,
Asal mein zero hoon par Instagram pe zero nahi dikhna padta hai.
Ladki ne kaha tumse zyada toh mera phone samajhta hai mujhe,
Aur mujhe samajh aaya ki mera kya hoga iss duniya mein.
Maine socha tha ek din bahut bada aadmi banonunga,
Abhi tak bas socha hi hai, karna baaki hai.
Duniya kehti hai mehnat karo, aasman chhuo,
Hum soch rahe hain pehle neend poori karo.
Yaar in shayariyon ko likhte waqt maine apne ek dost ka chehra yaad kiya jo har mushkil mein has deta tha. Woh kehta tha hasna zaroori hai kyunki rona toh zindagi khud sikha deti hai.
2 Line Funny Shayari in Hindi
Funny shayari ka maza tab aata hai jab woh dil ko chhoo jaaye aur muskurahat de jaaye. Yeh shayari Hindi mein likhi gayi hain jo aapke dil ke bahut kareeb hongi.
Ghar mein khana tha nahi, bahar ka order kiya,
Pocket ne kaha yaar tune mujhe phir se sharminda kiya.
Padhai ka time tha, mobile uthaya,
Do ghante baad samjha ki imtihaan kal hai aaya.
Dil toot gaya toh kya, naya le lenge,
Akal toh thi nahi phir bhi zindagi jee lenge.
Maa ne kaha beta kuch ban,
Hum bole Maa delivery agent hain, package toh deliver karte hain.
Neend aati hai office mein, kaam ghar pe,
Yeh ulti duniya hai yaar, hum hain iss kashmakash mein.
Bina kaam ke thak jaana humare jaisa koi nahi,
Sofe pe let ke bhi thak jaate hain hum yahi.
Khud pe trust karo yeh sab kehte hain,
Hum ne khud pe trust kiya toh exam mein fail ho gaye.
Bada banna hai toh mehenat karo sab kehte hain,
Hum mehnat ki tarkeeb dhundhte dhundhte so gaye.
Chhota tha toh sochta tha bada hokar kya karunga,
Bada ho gaya hoon abhi bhi wahi soch raha hoon.
Doctor ne kaha stress mat lo,
Humne kaha doctor sahab bill dekha toh aur stress ho gaya.
Mujhe yaad hai jab school mein Hindi teacher ne kaha tha ek din tum kuch likhoге. Tab toh darr gaya tha ab lagta hai teacher sahi kehte the aur humne funny direction le li.
Jokes 2 Line Funny Shayari
Jokes aur shayari ka sangam ek alag hi rang deta hai zindagi ko. Yeh do line ke chhote chhote motiyon mein poori kahaani hoti hai jo hasa deti hai aur sochne par majboor bhi karti hai.
Dost ne kaha teri yaad bahut aati hai,
Maine socha chalo koi toh hai jo mujhe yaad karta hai.
Exam hall mein copy nahi mili,
Aur tab pata chala ki akl meri bhi nahi thi.
Shaadi mein sabne dance kiya,
Humne bhi kiya par sab haste rahe isliye hum rok liya.
Office mein boss ne kaha kaam kam karo,
Humne socha finally kisi ne samjha hamare dard ko.
Rishtedar milte hain toh poochhte hain padhai kaisi hai,
Hum bolte hain aap aaye toh sab bhool gayi.
Jeb mein paisa nahi tha par style tha,
Style se petrol nahi milta yeh pata chala tha.
Subah ka alarm sunke uthna chahta hoon,
Par bistar ne kaha yaar abhi toh teri zaroorat hai mujhe.
Mobile ki battery khatam hoti hai toh dukh hota hai,
Khud ki energy khatam hoti hai toh kisi ko fark nahi hota.
Maa ne kaha beta shaadi kab karoge, “
Maine kaha Maa pehle naukri toh pakke ho jaaye.
Diet pe tha ek baar sach mein,
Phir pizza ne muskuraya aur diet gayi kachin mein.
Ek baar hamare mohalle mein ek bande ne shayari sunai thi aur sab itne hanse ki chai girti girti bachi. Tab se humne thaana liya ki funny shayari likhna ek zaroorat hai is duniya ki.
2 Line Funny Shayari for Girls
Ladkiyon ke liye funny shayari likhna ek alag hi anubhav hota hai. Unki zindagi ke chhote chhote moments jo hasi dete hain woh in shayariyon mein khoobsurti se samaye hain.
Makeup lagaane mein ek ghanta laga,
Bahar nikli toh baarish ne sab mitaya.
Shopping karne gayi thi zaroorat se zyada le aai,
Pocket ne kaha yaar tune phir daga de aai.
Diet ka plan tha aaj se shuruaat,
Chocolate dekhi aur ho gayi barbad baat.
Instagram pe filter laga ke photo daali,
Ghar mein waisee nahi dikhti yeh baat sabse chhupaali.
Chai bina kuch nahi hota yeh sab jaante hain,
Hum ladkiyan chai ke liye kuch bhi kar jaate hain.
Bhai se kaha meri baat suno,
Usne kaha busy hoon aur phir phone pe kho gaya.
Heels pehni aur sochi bahut stylish lagoongi,
Teen ghante baad samjha ki yeh toh saza hi hai zindagi ki.
Neend pyaari hai sabse zyada,
Subah ki alarm sunke lagta hai koi dushman hai hamare paas wala.
Maa ne kaha ghar ka kaam seekho,
Hum bole maa abhi toh career banana hai pehle woh dekho.
Mirror ne kaha tum sundar ho,
Hum bole mirror shukriya tujhe toh pata hai dil ki baat.
Meri ek saheli hai jo kehti hai makeup uska best friend hai. Ek baar baarish mein uska sara makeup kharab ho gaya aur usne itne meme banaye apne upar ki poori group chat hansti rahi. Aisi hi hoti hain yaar zindagi ki sacchi khushiyan.
2 Line Funny Shayari for Boys
Ladkon ki zindagi bhi kam funny nahi hoti bhai. Subah se raat tak itni saari situations hoti hain jo funny shayari ka mazedaar masala deti hain.
Gym join kiya tha ek mahine pehle,
Ab sirf fee bharte hain gaye nahi wahan pehle.
Dost ne kaha yaar job kab milegi,
Humne kaha yaar sapna dekh raha hoon abhi.
Maa ne kaha beta ghar saaf karo,
Hum bole Maa kya zaroorat hai phir gandha ho jaayega.
Phone pe teen ghante gaye kaise pata nahi,
Par padhai mein teen minute bhi nahi tikta yahi hai asli masla bhai.
Dil se chahta hoon bahut kuch karna,
Par neend aati hai aur ho jaata hai poora plan dherna.
Bina magi ke raat nahi guzarti,
Yeh ladkon ki sacchi dastaan hai sari.
Chai aur cigarette chhodni thi,
Par chai ne kaha yaar kya bigaada hai maine teri.
Rishtedar poochhte hain beta salary kitni hai,
Hum muskurate hain aur andar se rote hain bhai.
Boss ne diya kaam raat bhar ka,
Humne socha yeh toh zulm hai sapne waala bhi nahi tha.
Shaadi ka soch ke darta hoon yaar,
Abhi toh khud ki zindagi nahi sambhal raha iss baar.
Mera ek dost hai Imran jo kehta hai uski puri zindagi ek funny shayari hai. Subah uthta hai kaam karne ka sochta hai raat ko neend aati hai aur soch ke so jaata hai kal se karta hoon. Yaar Imran tujhe yeh collection dedicate hai.
फनी शायरी जोक्स 2 Line
फनी शायरी हिंदी की सबसे खूबसूरत विधा है जो हँसाती भी है और कुछ सोचने पर मजबूर भी करती है। यहाँ कुछ ऐसी दो लाइन की जोक्स शायरी है जो आपके चेहरे पर मुस्कान ले आएगी।
खाना खाते वक्त डाइट याद आती है, खाने के बाद पछतावा और फिर नींद आती है।
पैसे नहीं थे तो स्टाइल से काम चलाया, लेकिन पेट्रोल पंप पर स्टाइल नहीं चला भाई।
दोस्त ने कहा यार कुछ बन जा, हमने कहा हम तो पहले से ही कुछ हैं बस पता नहीं किसको।
माँ ने पूछा बेटा खाना खाया, हमने कहा हाँ और तीन घंटे पहले खाया था वो याद किया।
परीक्षा का टाइम है पर नींद आती है, नींद का टाइम है तो परीक्षा याद आती है।
दिल टूटा तो क्या हुआ जोड़ लेंगे, अगली बार थोड़ा ध्यान से प्यार करेंगे।
ऑफिस में काम कम था तो बॉस ने और दे दिया, हमने सोचा मेहनत का यही इनाम होता है भाई।
सुबह उठके भगवान को याद किया, भगवान ने कहा बेटा अलार्म बंद करके फिर सो गए थे।
रिश्तेदार मिले तो पूछा नौकरी कैसी है, हमने कहा जिंदगी ठीक है नौकरी से बेहतर।
बिना चाय के दिन नहीं गुजरता यार, चाय पी लो तो नींद नहीं आती यही है जिंदगी का भार।
यह शायरियाँ लिखते वक्त मुझे अपने उस पुराने दोस्त की याद आई जो कहता था हिंदी में जो बात कही जाती है वो दिल तक सीधी पहुँचती है। उसी की याद में यह फनी शायरी जोक्स लिखे जो शायद आपको भी उतना ही हँसाए जितना उसकी बातें हमें हँसाती थीं।
2 Line Funny Shayari for Friends
2 line funny shayari for friends is the best way to make your bond stronger with laughter. Dosti mein hasna aur hasaana hi asli pyaar hota hai aur yeh shayari usi rishte ko celebrate karti hai.
Dost woh hota hai jo tere saath rota hai
Lekin pehle khud hanske tujhe rulate bhi hota hai
Yaar ne kaha teri yaad aati hai roz
Maine socha phir loan maangega zaroor aaj
Dost ka phone aaya toh dil khush hua
Par usne kaha yaar thoda paisa chahiye tha toh dil dub gaya
Tere saath bhookha rehna bhi achi baat hai yaar
Kisi aur ke saath khana bhi bekar lagta hai yaar
Dost woh hai jo jhooth bole par saath ho
Sach bolne waala toh dushman bhi ho sakta hai kabhi kabhi
Maine kaha yaar meri problem sun
Usne kaha haan bol aur khud so gaya us pal
Friendship mein paisa nahi hota yeh sab kehte hain
Par bill aate waqt dost gayab ho jaate hain yeh bhi sach hai
Tere bina jee toh sakte hain lekin maza nahi aata
Yaar tere saath rona bhi ek festival lagta hai
Dost ne kaha main hamesha saath hoon
Exams mein woh bhi nahi tha aur hum bhi nahi the
Zindagi mein dost chahiye jo saath khaye
Aur bill ke waqt washroom chala jaaye haste hue
Humari dosti ki kahani kuch aisi hai ki school se leke aaj tak ek dost hai jo har baar meri problem sunne ka wada karta hai aur har baar so jaata hai beech mein. Yaar teri yaad mein yeh shayari likhi hai tu jaanta hai kaun hai.
Funny Shayari for Anchoring in Hindi
Funny shayari for anchoring in Hindi is the perfect tool to make any event lively and entertaining. Ek achha anchor woh hota hai jo audience ko shayari ke zariye hasaaye aur program ko yaadgaar bana de.
Aaj ki shaam aapke naam hai doston
Toh hasne ka dum ho toh ruko warna ghar jaao abhi
Anchoring karna ek kala hai yeh sab jaante hain
Par hum toh is stage pe isliye aaye hain ki ghar pe jagah nahi thi
Microphone haath mein liya toh lagta hai hero hoon main
Awaaz sunke audience ko laga villain aa gaya scene mein
Program shuru hote hain toh sab serious hote hain
Humari entry hote hi log haste hain yeh hi toh talent hai
Swagat karte hain aap sabka is mehfil mein dosto
Darwaza khula hai par bahar jaana mat please toh
Apna parichay dena tha lekin bhool gaya yaar
Itna yaad hai ki main hi anchor hoon is baar
Doston aaj ka yeh program bahut khaas hai isliye
Kyunki humare alawa koi ready nahi tha anchoring ke liye
Stage pe aana bahut aasaan lagta tha pehle
Par jab mike haath mein aaya toh sab bhool gaya pehle wala scene
Audience se request hai hanste rahiye doston
Kyunki aap roenge toh hum bhi ro denge sach mein
Is mehfil mein aapka swagat hai dil se
Thoda hasiye thoda muskuraaiye aur baaki sab ho jaayega hil se
Ek baar ek school function mein humne anchoring ki thi aur pehla joke maara toh principal ne bhi haskay taali bajayi. Tab se humein laga ki funny shayari for anchoring mein ek taakat hoti hai jo poore maahol ko badal deti hai.
लड़कियों पर फनी शायरी 2 Line
लड़कियों पर फनी शायरी 2 line mein likhna ek alag hi maza deta hai kyunki unki zindagi ke chote chote moments bahut funny hote hain. Yeh shayari pyaar se likhi gayi hain aur kisi ko hurt karne ka irada bilkul nahi hai.
शॉपिंग पर गई थी जरूरत से ज्यादा ले आई जेब ने कहा बस और दिल ने कहा एक और भाई
मेकअप में एक घंटा लगाया बड़े प्यार से बारिश ने दो मिनट में साफ कर दिया बेकार से
हील्स पहनकर चलना था स्टाइल में तीन कदम चली और दर्द हो गया दिल में
डाइट का प्लान था सोमवार से पक्का रविवार को ही बिरयानी ने किया सब धक्का
सेल्फी लेने में बीस मिनट लगाए उसने एक फोटो पसंद नहीं आई तो सब डिलीट किए उसने
दोस्त से झगड़ा हुआ तो कसम खाई बात नहीं करूंगी दस मिनट बाद खुद ने ही मैसेज किया मैं ही करूंगी
नींद प्यारी है सबसे ज्यादा यह सब जानते हैं पर अलार्म लगाकर सोने का मजा लड़कियां ही पहचानते हैं
चाय बिना सुबह नहीं होती इनकी दुनिया बदल जाए पर यह आदत नहीं जाती इनकी
इंस्टाग्राम पर फोटो डाली फिल्टर लगाके घर में वैसी नहीं दिखतीं यह राज है छुपाके
रिश्तेदार मिले तो पूछा बेटा शादी कब होगी लड़की ने कहा पहले career बनाना है फिर देखेंगे कभी
Meri ek saheli hai Zara jo kehti hai uski zindagi khud ek funny shayari hai. Subah makeup karo shaam ko baarish aur raat ko Instagram pe wahi photo daalo filter ke saath. Zara yeh shayari tere liye hai aur tujhe pata hai tu sabse zyada deserve karti hai yeh sab.
Funny Shayari for Friends in Hindi
Funny shayari for friends in Hindi ek aisa tohfa hai jo koi bhi dost apne yaar ko de sakta hai aur rishta aur gehra ho jaata hai. Hindi mein dosti ki baatein karna aur hasna ek alag hi sukoon deta hai.
Dost woh hai jo tujhe galat raaste pe le jaaye
Aur jab pakde jaao toh kehta hai yaar main toh abhi aaya
Tere bina zindagi mein kya hai yaar
Teri wajah se hi toh itni mushkilein hain is baar
Dost ne kaha tujhse bahut pyaar karta hoon
Maine socha ab zaroor kuch kaam karaayega woh mujhse
Yaar ne kaha teri burai kisi ne ki main ladne gaya
Par jab dekha toh who bhi theek hi bol raha tha yaar
Dost ke ghar khana khao toh maza aata hai
Ghar bulao toh kehta hai yaar diet pe hoon bhai
Maine kaha yaar main bahut thak gaya hoon
Usne kaha chal phir doosri jagah chalte hain tujhe
Dosti mein koi hisaab nahi hota yeh sach hai
Par bill split karne waqt calculator nikalta hai sach hai
Tere jaisa dost mile toh aur kya chahiye
Teri wajah se toh roz nai mushkil aati hai bhai
Dost ne kaha teri photo achi nahi aayi
Maine kaha tu camera man hai ya dushman bhai
Zindagi mein sab saath chhod jaate hain yaar
Dost woh hai jo tab bhi saath ho jab wallet khali ho yaar
Hamare school ke dino mein ek dost tha Faisal jo har baat pe funny shayari for friends in Hindi mein jawab deta tha. Teacher ke sawaal ka bhi aur maa ke gusse ka bhi. Aaj bhi uski ek line yaad hai jo kehta tha yaar dost woh hai jo teri problem ka solution nahi balki usmein saath rota hai.
2 Line Funny Shayari for Best Friend
2 line funny shayari for best friend ek aisi cheez hai jo sirf woh log samjhenge jinke paas sachcha yaar hota hai. Best friend ke saath hasi mazaak ki koi seema nahi hoti aur yeh shayari usi rishte ki tasveer hai.
Best friend woh hai jo tujhe samjhe bina baat ke
Aur phir bhi galat samjhe har baar yaar
Yaar ne kaha tu mera best friend hai
Maine socha phir zaroor koi badi problem hai aaj
Best friend ke saath roye bhi hain hanse bhi hain
Aur bill hamesha usne hi diya yeh alag baat hai
Tere bina koi photo achi nahi lagti yaar
Camera man ke taur pe bhi best hai tu mera yaar
Best friend ne kaha tujhpe jaan deta hoon main
Maine kaha pehle wo paise wapas de jo liye the
Tere saath ghumna phirna alag hi maza hai yaar
Bina tere toh akele ghumna bhi saza hai yaar
Yaar tu itna acha hai ki dil bhar aata hai
Aur teri khaamiya itni hain ki phir hasi aa jaati hai
Best friend woh hai jo teri selfie mein bhi aajaaye
Aur phir photo delete karne de tujhe bina roke
Tune jo kabhi secret bataya tha yaad hai mujhe
Isliye tu best friend hai kyunki main tera dushman bhi hoon
Maine socha tha best friend milna aasaan nahi
Phir tune mujhe dhundh liya aur ab pachtawa hai sach mein
Meri best friend Amna hai jo kehti hai hamari dosti ki history ek novel ban sakti hai. Ek baar hum dono bazar gaye the aur itne mein ulajh gaye ki ghar ek hi direction mein tha lekin hum alag alag side gaye. 2 line funny shayari for best friend mein woh moment sach mein fit baithta hai jab hum mile toh dono hanste hanste ro rahe the.
2 Line Funny Shayari for Love
2 line funny shayari for love woh cheez hai jo pyaar ko aur khubsoorat banati hai. Pyaar mein sirf romanticism nahi hoti balki hasna hasaana bhi ek zaruri hissa hai aur yeh shayari usi feeling ko bayan karti hai.
Mohabbat mein dimaag nahi lagta yeh sab jaante hain
Hum ne lagaya toh bhi kuch nahi aaya yeh bhi sach hai
Usne kaha tum samajhte nahi ho mujhe
Maine kaha samjhane ki koshish mein umar guzar gayi yaar
Pehli nazar mein pyaar ho gaya tha
Doosri nazar mein pocket khali thi yeh pata chala
Teri smile dekh ke dil bhar aata hai
Phir bill aata hai aur dil waapis khaali ho jaata hai
Pyaar mein neend nahi aati yeh sab kehte hain
Hum toh pyaar mein bhi so jaate hain yeh alag baat hai
Usne kaha tum romantic nahi ho bilkul
Maine shayari likhi toh boli yeh copy ki hai google se
Dil diya tha tumhe sambhal ke rakho
Usne kaha warranty hai kya is par seedha bol do
Pyaar kiya tha khulke dil se yaar
Ab khulke pachtawa ho raha hai is baar
Teri yaad mein neend nahi aati
Par teri photo dekh ke muskaan zaroor aati hai
Mohabbat sach mein anmol hai yeh hum mante hain
Par anmol cheez ka koi mol nahi hota yeh bhi jaante hain
Mere ek dost ne apni girlfriend ko 2 line funny shayari for love sunai thi pehli mulaqaat mein. Ladki itni hasi ki dono ki dosti pehle hua aur phir pyaar. Aaj woh dono saath hain aur kehte hain humor ne unki zindagi mein woh rang bhara jo serious baatein kabhi nahi bhar sakti thi.
Hilarious 2 Line Funny Shayari
Hilarious 2 line funny shayari woh hoti hai jo padhte hi pet mein dard ho jaaye hasne se. Yeh shayari zindagi ke un chhote chhote moments ko pakadti hai jo sach mein bahut funny hote hain aur hum sab in moments se guzre hote hain.
Subah uthke aaina dekha toh dil ghabra gaya
Socha koi aur hai phir yaad aaya yeh toh main hoon yaar
Exam mein likha kuch aur socha kuch tha
Teacher ne dekha toh usne bhi sar pakad liya tha
Diet pe tha lekin biryani ne bulaya
Dil ne kaha ek baar aur dimaag ne kaha teri marzi bhai
Zindagi bahut khoobsurat hai yeh sab kehte hain
Hum kehte hain bijli ka bill aaya nahi abhi doston
Boss ne kaha kaam mein dil lagao
Humne kaha sir dil toh lagaya hai par neend aa jaati hai
Ghar walon ne kaha bada hokar kya banega
Humne kaha confusion abhi tak hai is sawaal ka jawaab nahi
Dost ne photo khinchi aur bola acha nahi aaya
Humne socha dost hai ya professional critic yaar
Mohabbat mein dil diya tha sambhal ke
Usne kaha warranty nahi hai kya seedha poocha
Raat bhar jaag ke padha tha imtihaan ke liye
Sawaal dekha toh sab bhool gaya yeh toh naya tha bhai
Rishtedar milte hain toh poochhte hain salary kitni hai
Hum muskurate hain kyunki sach bolne ki himmat nahi hoti
Hasne mein hi asli zindagi hai aur hilarious shayari isi sach ko bayan karti hai. Ek baar mere chacha ne ek function mein aisi hilarious 2 line funny shayari suni ki unki chai muh se nikal gayi. Tab se ghar mein rule hai shayari sunne se pehle chai rakh do.
Jokes Funny Shayari in English for Friends
Jokes funny shayari in English for friends is the most fun way to make your friendship even more special. When you mix shayari style with English words and friendship vibes the result is pure gold that everyone loves.
My friend said he will always be there for me
Then exam came and he disappeared like my wifi signal
We have been friends for so long now
That I know all his secrets and he is scared of me
My best friend told me I am his priority
Then his girlfriend called and I became history
Friends are the family we choose ourselves they say
But I think we choose them when we need someone to blame
He said let us go on a diet together yaar
Next day he ate two burgers and I was still waiting at the salad bar
My friend gives the best advice in the world truly
But his own life is a bigger mess than mine actually
We laugh together we cry together they all say
Actually he laughs at me and I cry because of him every day
My friend said your secret is safe with me always
Next morning the whole colony knew everything he says
I told my friend I am feeling very low today
He said same yaar now who will pay for the chai today
Friends who roast you are the real ones for sure
Because they know exactly where it hurts the most for sure
Yeh English shayari likhte waqt mujhe mera dost Haris yaad aaya jo kehta tha jokes funny shayari in English for friends mein woh baat hoti hai jo Urdu mein nahi kehte. Ek baar usne meri roast itni zabardast ki thi ki main khud bhi hans ke gir gaya aur tab se hum dono ki dosti aur pakki ho gayi.
2 Line Funny Shayari for Boyfriend
2 line funny shayari for boyfriend ek aisa tohfa hai jo koi bhi ladki apne boyfriend ko de sakti hai aur woh ek dum speechless ho jaayega. Pyaar mein mazaak hona zaroori hai aur yeh shayari usi pyaari nok jhok ko bayan karti hai.
Tune kaha tu mujhe sab se zyada samajhta hai
Phir meri pasand ki movie mein so gaya yaar
Boyfriend ne kaha main tere liye kuch bhi karunga
Bill aaya toh wallet ghar bhool aaya woh
Tune promise kiya tha hamesha saath rahega
Jab shopping gayi toh bahar bench pe baith gaya
Kaha tha romance karunga tujhse roz
Roz ka romance ek voice note ban gaya dosto
Mera boyfriend kehta hai main bahut samajhdaar hoon
Lekin meri feelings samajhne mein usse saal lag jaate hain
Tune kaha teri har baat maanunga hamesha
Pehle din se aaj tak ek bhi nahi maani yaar
Boyfriend woh hai jo tere liye stars laane ki baat kare
Aur grocery laane ko keh do toh bhool jaaye yaar
Tune selfie mein mujhe crop kar diya tha ek baar
Maine socha relationship mein bhi kahin crop na kar de
Main roz nai dress pehuntu hoon uske liye
Usne aaj pehli baar notice kiya baal ka color yaar
Pyaar mein sab kuch maafi ke layak hota hai kehte hain
Lekin boyfriend ka phone late uthana kabhi maafi ke layak nahi hota
Meri ek saheli Hina ne apne boyfriend ko 2 line funny shayari for boyfriend mein ek shayari bheji thi jab woh unke date pe late aaya tha. Woh shayari itni funny thi ki boyfriend khud hans ke late aane ka gunaah kabulne laga. Tab se Hina kehti hai shayari rishte mein ek magical cheez hai jo gusse ko bhi hasi mein badal deti hai.
2 Line Funny Shayari for Girlfriend
2 line funny shayari for girlfriend likhna ek alag hi art hai jo sirf woh log samjhenge jin ke paas actually girlfriend hai. Girlfriend ke saath zindagi mein jo chhoti chhoti funny situations aati hain woh is shayari mein perfectly bayan hoti hain.
Girlfriend ne kaha tum mujhe samajhte nahi ho
Maine socha das saal mein bhi nahi samjha toh ab kya hoga
Usne kaha ready hone mein bas paanch minute lagte hain
Paanch minute mein main bhi jawaaan se budha ho gaya
Maine kaha aaj ghar pe khana banega
Usne kaha restaurant kab chaloge seedha poocha
Girlfriend ki shopping mein sirf dekhna hota hai
Lekin bill pay karne mein aankhein band karni padti hain
Usne kaha mujhe bahut gussa aa raha hai
Maine kaha kya hua aur zindagi ki galti ho gayi meri
Girlfriend ne kaha tumse zyada phone samajhta hai mujhe
Maine socha phone toh charge bhi hota hai main nahi hota kabhi
Usne kaha ek kaam karo bus
Maine ek kaam kiya toh das naye kaam aa gaye yaaron
Maine kaha tum bahut sundar ho
Usne kaha tum bhi yahi kehte ho jab kuch chahiye hota hai
Girlfriend ka mood kab badlega koi nahi jaanta
Weather forecast toh ho sakti hai par yeh toh nahi
Usne kaha tumne pehle wali baat kyun ki
Main sochta raha pehle kaunsi baat thi asli mein
Mera dost Usman kehta hai uski girlfriend ko funny shayari sunana uska sabse bada survival skill hai. Jab bhi beech mein argument aata hai ek funny shayari for girlfriend sunata hai aur woh haste haste baat bhool jaati hai. Yaar yeh skill har kisi ke paas nahi hoti par jo seekh jaaye uski zindagi aasaan ho jaati hai.
2 Line Comedy Shayari
2 line comedy shayari ka apna alag hi andaz hota hai jo sirf do line mein poori kahani keh deta hai. Yeh comedy shayari un logon ke liye hai jo zindagi ko thodi si halki nazar se dekhna chahte hain aur haste haste mushkilon ka samna karna chahte hain.
Zindagi bahut badi hai yeh sab kehte hain
Lekin pocket chhhoti hai yeh sab jaante hain
Subah ka alarm sunke uthna tha
Alarm ne shor machaya aur hum ne use band kiya tha
Naukri mein dil nahi lagta yeh sach hai
Par naukri chhodni ki himmat bhi nahi yeh bhi sach hai
Comedy yeh hai ki sochte kuch hain
Hota kuch aur hai aur kehte kuch aur hain
Duniya kehti hai apna khayal rakho
Hum kehte hain duniya ko apna khayal rakhne do
Pet mein hunger tha aur jeb mein credit tha
Dono ne milke ek acha meal karwa diya yaaron
Padhai ka waqt tha soye
hum Soone ka waqt tha padhai yaad aayi hum ko
Rishtedar milte hain toh kehte hain kitne bade ho gaye
Hum sochte hain kya koi aur baat nahi ek baar
Comedian woh hai jo rote hue hasaaye
Hum comedian nahi hain par roz has ke rote hain
Mobile ne kaha battery low hai
Hum ne socha hum bhi toh yahi bol rahe the subah se
2 line comedy shayari likhna ek tarah ki therapy hai yeh hum ne khud mehsoos kiya hai. Jab bhi koi buri khabar aati hai ya zindagi thodi mushkil lagti hai toh ek funny shayari likh lete hain aur dil thoda halka ho jaata hai. Shayad yahi wajah hai ki hum sab comedy shayari se itna pyaar karte hain kyunki yeh hasi deti hai aur saath mein ek sach bhi keh jaati hai.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is 2 Line Funny Shayari?
2 Line Funny Shayari is short comedy poetry in two lines that makes people laugh with humor, sarcasm, and fun words.
Which is the best 2 line funny shayari for WhatsApp status?
The best 2 line funny shayari is short, catchy, and relatable, perfect for sharing as a WhatsApp status or story.
Can I use 2 line funny shayari for Instagram captions?
Yes, 2 line funny shayari is perfect for Instagram captions because it is short, trendy, and entertaining.
Where can I find the latest 2 line funny shayari?
You can find the latest 2 line funny shayari on shayari websites, social media pages, and updated poetry collections.
What is the difference between funny shayari and attitude shayari?
Funny shayari is made to create laughter, while attitude shayari is more about swag, confidence, and bold expressions.
Which 2 line funny shayari is best for friends?
Friendship funny shayari is best when it includes jokes about friendship, fun memories, and teasing in a light way.
Conclusion
This collection of 180+ 2 Line Funny Shayari is perfect for anyone who loves quick humor and light-hearted jokes. These short funny shayari lines are simple, relatable, and made to bring an instant smile. Whether you enjoy comedy poetry, sarcastic shayari, or funny one-liners, you’ll find something for every mood.
You can easily use these 2 line funny shayari for WhatsApp status, Instagram captions, and sharing with friends. From funny attitude shayari to friendship comedy shayari, every line adds fun to your day. Keep visiting for more latest funny shayari and enjoy daily laughter anytime, anywhere.
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Welcome to Shayarilight. I am Aurora McKenna, an AI-powered seo expert and storyteller of emotions. Between lines of love, loss, and memories, I turn silent feelings into shayari that stays with you long after you read it.
